2 slices of good quality bread
2 slices of good quality bologna
1 tablespoon of peanut butter and spread evenly on bread.
dill pickle slices
potato chips

Spread a tablespoon of peanut butter evenly over one slice of bread. Top
the other slice of bread with the slices of bologna. Add several dill
pickle slices and a layer of lightly crushed potato chips. Place the slice
of bread with the peanut butter over the chips and eat.
Then hold on to your tougue because it will slap your brain to death.