I need me some vacation time. I can drop these kids off on my grandma and run off with this government check I have here. I’m gonna spend me some quality time alone. Well, I’ll find some guys to get drunk with when I get there of course. But I have to go without them darn kids cause they are a real drag when it comes to hanging with guys. Now, I want to end up on a beach somewhere in the USA. I have to hitch hike to my vacation spot, and it’s darn hard to hitch hike across the oceans and stuff. So my thumb should have no problems gettin’ me to the edge of the USA somewhere. Somewhere nice. And I want to see birds. And not those kind my grandma gives me when I drop off them kids either. I mean them kinds with furry wings that dive into the ocean and stuff. I want to go hunting me some sea shells too. I could bring them back as souvenirs for Granny. You know, to smooth things over. She can use them as soap dishes or something. Anyways, I did some begging around and Sea Pines rentals says I am invited for vacation. So, I’ll let you all know how it turns out. I just hope I don’t go gettin pregnant again. And I hope they get more than two stations on their T.V. too. See you all soon.