Everyday People check in to a facility designed for drug rehab. One of the biggest complaints from the staff is it is hard to get the patients to take their methadone. So to this end I have come up with the idea of combining a family favorite meal with a medical solution. First you will need some basic ingredients.
Five pounds ground beef,
four cups bread crumbs,
two large eggs,
two cups of chopped onion,
one green bell pepper,
one eight ounce can of tomato paste,
three tablespoons of garlic powder or six cloves chopped,
four table spoons brown sugar,
one quarter cup of ground Methadone,
and one tablespoon salt and pepper.

Now in a large mixing bowl combine all of the ingredients except the brown sugar and four table spoons of tomato paste. Mix by hand until they are blended together evenly. Preheat the oven to three-hundred fifty degrees. Then place the mixture into a pan, and put it in the oven. Cook it for about an hour. While that is cooking, you will make a glaze. In a sauce pan you will need to place the remaining tomato paste, brown sugar, and a teaspoon of water. Bring to a simmer over a low to medium heat. Then take the methloaf out of the oven after it has cooked for an hour, evenly spread the glaze on top, and place it back in the oven for about a half an hour. Your done. serve with a fine red grape juice or Thorazine shot.