Ingredients:
Twenty packets of Burger King ketchups.
Ramen Noodles.
Dried weeds from your backyard.
Dirty sock for the garlic flavor.

First empty the ketchup packets into a small sauce pan. Then place the Ramen in a bowl of hot tap water. remember to let the sit for at least ten minutes or they will be like eating HDMIcables. Once you have heated the ketchup stain it through the dirty sweat sock. If you prefer more of a garlic flavor repeat this two or three times. Then pour half of the hot tap water that your Ramen is soaking in though it over your sauce pan and wring it out into your sauce. Add your backyard spice like weeds and reduce. Pour over the noodles and enjoy.