Cinnamon Toast
Sure it sounds simple enough, but if you do it right you will need one or more acne treatments. Of course you will need bread. Since you probably can’t afford to buy it you simply have to wait for garbage day to find some heal ends in the neighbors trash can. You may be able to find a loaf in your grocers dumpster. If your lucky. Now for the hard part. You need to get some butter and sugar. You may be able to find this on a table at the local truck stop. Just go in to use the rest room for your morning bath and grab some on your way out. It may prove harder to find and more risky to get the cinnamon. This will most likely require a little more skill to steal. Go to the grocery store where you usually dumpster dive and walk through the isles. Fill the cart you are pushing with several items. Go to the spices and park the cart just close enough for you to squeeze in between the cart and shelf in a squat. Grab the cinnamon and a couple of other spices. While you are still squatting put the cinnamon in your pocket. Then stand up and put the rest of the spices in the cart. Push it down a couple of more isles. When you are a safe distance from the spices and close to the exit, pretend you are talking on a blue tooth as if there is an emergency and simply bolt out the door. Now you are home and ready to make toast. Mix the sugar and cinnamon and pour it over the hot buttered toast.